learnhowtoadult:

valerie2776:

Purchases I made today:

* new hi top shoes
* dry shampoo
* butter dish
* vintage children’s E.T. bedspread

WHAT?!!?! I WANT A PICTURE OF THE BEDSPREAD, PLZ! 

(…as you may know from the large amount of E.T. references in How to Adult, I am something of a fan…)

- Mike

It looks something like this!

Purchases I made today:

* new hi top shoes
* dry shampoo
* butter dish
* vintage children’s E.T. bedspread

Thinking about the time I got stopped by security at the Orlando airport because my water bottle was half full and the guy wouldn’t let me dump it out or anything so I left the line, poured it out in a bathroom and had to wait through security again and later someone pointed out I just could have drank it

theparisreview:

“You have to write the way you see things. I tell people, Make a list of ten things you hate and tear them down in a short story or poem. Make a list of ten things you love and celebrate them. When I wrote Fahrenheit 451 I hated book burners and I loved libraries. So there you are.” —Ray Bradbury
Illustration from the first serialization of the novel in Playboy (March, April, and May 1954).
michaelaranda:

edwardspoonhands:

As Michael would say…LoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

Ew. You can’t mix uppercase and lowercase letters when lololol’ing.  It’s one or the other!

alan’s fridge begs to differ